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The best kind of skills, real silky.
Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.
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The ability to drive very good while you are under the influence of any substance mainly mary jane
(excluding alcohal : dont drink and drive)
Passanger 1: You want me to light this blunt
Driver : yeah aces
Passanger 2: duces !!!
they cruise the blunt
{ car somewhere driving on I-90 through cleveland everyone is high}
Passanger 1 : how fast you going
driver : 120
Passanger 1 : slow down
Passanger 2 : pussy
Passanger 1 : dude i dont wanna die
Passanger 2 : trust me you wont die he can drive high
Driver : belive me man i got whip skills
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1. The opposite of skill, in other words having absolutely no talent whatsoever.
2. Being so horribly bad at something that you are good at it. Similar to luck.
When playing Table Tennis, your friend keeps hitting the ball off the net so that it drops on your side of the table.
Friend "Aw man! Skillz!
You: No, dude- that is some serious anti-skill right there.
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A collection of skills involved to the 'art' of talking to others, especially in a medical setting.
Essentially, these skills consist of things that every person does when conversing with others, but the important difference lies in the way that these actions have been identified, over-thought and then re-named with complicated explainations attached to them.
N.B: When describing Communication Skills, be sure to include references to studies conducted by people with too much time and a gift for spotting tiny details of communication that nobody else cares about. Finally, when employing the skills described above, ensure that you face the person you are talking to and lean in towards them, at a 45 degree angle. If you fall over when attempting this, don't worry; you can discuss how much more difficult communication is when you have a mouth full of floor.
"...Oh no, not Communication Skills again- what rubbish- I learned to talk years ago..."
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A figure of speech used predominantly by metrosexual twats denoting approval and a basis in bourgeois middle class upbringing.
That David Baddiel joke / sketch / book was aces and skill.
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Usually said ironically after something godawful happens in a game that is outside player control. Alternatively, when a player is doing something obviously incorrectly and blames the game, that is unironically a skill issue.
"man, I keep getting rolled by awful RNG"
"seems like a skill issue" -Ironic
"My opponents keep playing 1e4 in my chess games, it's the best move and so I can't win unless they blunder"
"that is most definitely a skill issue, my dude" -unironic
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"Skill issue" is something people say to someone when they complain about something out of their control, mainly in video-games.
Don't say this if you don't want to be annoying. Most people who say this are young teenage boys trying to be funny, but fun fact; it's not after saying it 50 times.
The origin (I think) is from a line in Overwatch where D.Va, a character in the game, says, "It's a skill issue" after eliminating someone.
1:"Why are you guys 1v4ing me i'm a beginner in this game"
2:"skill issue"
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