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When a woman has gone without wearing knickers when she's wearing a skirt, and she's getting drunker and drunker by the second. Skirt cleavage is the accidental nipslip of the lower half. It's usually the time when you should tell the lass to lower her skirt a little, and she takes it the wrong way.
Man: Saw a girl last night, skirt cleavage down to the knees.
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Skirt Day - (n.) - The spring day that is just warm enough, predictably in the 65-70 degree range, where every girl's biological alarm clock chimes. The young Co-Ed's will don their floppy skirts, uggs or flipflops (or uggflops if they existed), popped pastel polos of various vintages & fashion shops as well as sunglasses with fist sized lens. Precursors include but aren't limited to long lines at Campus Tan, overcrowded ellipticals at the plex, and sudden sell-outs of Crest White strips and the Proactive System...
On April 10, 2008 the campus of Boston College celebrated Skirt Day.
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A skirt that is so short that when she bends over, you can see her snapper
her cooch was showing because of her turtle skirt
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A piece of smoking hot hispanic pussy.
Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.
Man, that Rosalita is a serious piece of skirt steak!
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1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.
2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
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They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.
The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.
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noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman
Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
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