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Skylar is a fucking beautiful human that that has serious anger problems and has been hurt a lot in the past... but if the right person comes along they get to see the truly amazingly beautiful, sweet, funny, caring, sensitive side to her. She has gorgeous eyes and a truly loving soul. But she also has an asshole side that will literally make you wanna tear her face off. But if you look past it you'll realize she's honestly the most perfectly amazing person that you've ever gotten the pleasure of meeting....
Skylar gotreaux is my girlfriend so you're welcome babe :3
literally the best theatre teacher ever
Person A: Did you ask Skylar Ely?
Person B: Yes, he fixed everything
Skylar and Jake are the perfect couple. Skylar usually finds her crush for Jake right after they start talking and Jake finds his shortly after. They are predicted to starting dating between June 15-17.
Skylar and Jake: *Talking and Laughinng*
Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!
Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.
Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17
A fat lesbian with little to no friends. The worst person you'll ever meet. DO NOT BE HER FRIEND!!!!!!
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Most well known for the popular scene where the breaking bad characters jesse pinkman and skyler white have the following interaction.
Jesse: Look, lady. Whatever you're selling i aint buying yo.
Skylar: Well, my name is skylar white, yo. My husband is watler white, yo. Uh huh. He told me everything.
Jesse: Seriously?
Skylar: That's right. And just so you know, my brother in law is a D.E.A. agent and i will not hesitate to call him, not if I have to. Understood? This is your one and only warning. Do *not* sell marijuana to my husband.
Jesse: Ok?
Skylar: i mean it. Don't call our house again, stay away from him, or you will be one sorry individual. Get me?
Jesse: *mumbles* think so, yeah. No more marijuana I can dig it.
Skylar: good, good. Not that it's any of my business, but, maybe you should consider a different line of work.
Jesse: Ok.
Skylar then walks away.
Guy: guess what
Guy 2: chicken butt?
Guy: My name is skylar white yo.
Guy 2: *is obliterated*
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A disease in which the infected has an illogical need to take selfies no matter how ugly or pretty the infected is or how terrible the selfies turn out. Usually, the victim is an ugly, overweight girl, however, these girls can spread it to even the prettiest of girls.
Samantha: Oh. My. God. Look at that girl taking selfies over there!
Hannah: Oh, I know, she's not even pretty, she must Skylar Syndrome.
Samantha: Ew, stay away! I don't want to catch that.
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