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Used by coneited scene sluts, myspace whores, emo people, etc.
Using myspace slang makes me look scene!
I don't care what you think... STFU (shut the fuck up)
Don't add me if you're not going to comment me.kthnxbye. (kay thanks bye)
don't talk to me in flippy caps (LyK DyS)
I'm good, hbu (how bout you)
I heart you, I <3 you (casual way of saying "I love you")
note: multiple 3's can be used for added effect (<3333) or <321, <3456789, <1+2, etc.
Your hair is the sex (very cool)
tha'ts uber cool. (very)
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One thing that tied down and raped the English language, among skaters and gangsters.
Sexual Slang has destroyed many words.
Faggot- bundle of wood
Gay- Bright, Colourful, happy, etc.
Queer- Odd
Twatt- Two small towns in the Shetland and Orkney Islands
Cock- Chicken
Ass- Donkey
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Words or phrases that only get used at social places like parties, bars and clubs.
For example:
Yo jimmy was commin out with mad Party Slang last nite. Talking like he got game and shit.
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A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.
example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".
instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)
example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens
"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"
ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.
Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????
(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
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Having sex, and using your penis. Having sex with a lot of women
What are you doing tonight?
I dunno, probably hitting up the club and slanging some d.
Slanging D
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Anyone who uses slang on a regular basis to cover up the fact that they are really just uneducated trash!
Also, anyone who thinks that talking in slang makes them cool, while totally ignoring the fact that they are futureless drains on society!
Question: How does one know if they are a slang whore?
Answer: If you use more slang words than you can name states.... your a slang whore! (now get back in line for your governmnet cheese!)
If you stopped acting like a slang whore you might attract girls/guys who not only respect themselves, but will respect you too! (think about it!)
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An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.