smack a hoe

"Smack A Hoe": To preform a viscious back handed smack to the face of an unruly piece of ass or otha brotha.

1. Bitch do I need to jump across this table and "Smack A Hoe"!

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smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!

My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

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i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

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smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

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crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.