A Luxembourg smears is when you go up to someone after the shit and swipe your hand threw there ass crack threw their pants.
Man I got to change my pants Charlie Luxembourg smears me.
Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.
When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
A mid or below white girl
Did you see Tyron's new girl stacy? She's below mid. She's a smeared whitney.
The act of banging a girl in a car and right as you finish, you smear it onto the car seat and stick it back in.
Dude, did you hear that Aiden pulled off the AC smear in the car the other night?
A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.
As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
A lousy piece of fecal matter.
Man, Dwayne is acting like a real smear hole at work today!
The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall