Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

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Like A Snail

Meaning anthing from awesome, to stupid. This saying is also kinda like "like a boss".

Bout to get some new kicks, like a snail!

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Tickle the snail

Rubbing the clit with the index finger.

Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."

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Snail Trail

A trail of hair from a belly button down to the pubic hair region, usually found on males.

That is one hairy snail trail you've got .

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Snail Trail

When a naked girl who is a la moist slides up (or down) a man's chest leaving a slimy yet shiny streak of vagina juice.

We were 69'ing for a couple minutes but then she slide down towards my wiener and left a foot long snail trail.

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Butt Snail

A Butt Snail is when a male cums into females ass then she drags her bum on the ground like dog leaving a trail of cum

I heard that Breanne is such a Butt Snail

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snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

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