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The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.
I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.
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A term for blasting out your beliefs on the Internet in the form of shares and re-shares. It can spread germs, and no one really wants to get sneezed on.
Digital sneezes abound on Facebook in the form of political articles.
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When you sneeze from a high vantage point and rain a fine mucus based mist on some unfortunate fellow
"it is sneeze raining cats and dogs"
"He sneeze rained on my parade"
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A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
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"Dude, last night your sister made my pickle sneeze"
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When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...
Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"
Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*
Cody "FUCK!"
Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"
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sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
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