Snickers Diet

A trendy diet by which an individual consumes nothing but one Snickers bar per day, then works a 15 hour retail shift. At the end of said shift the individual then goes home and crashes and repeats again until the desired amount of weight is lost. Said individual will lose mass amounts of weight prompting co-workers to ask if they are sick.

Billy Bob: Hey man you look sick; are you ok?

Zoran: Naw man I'm on this Snickers diet and I lost all this weight so it's cool brother!

Billy Bob: You look like Skeletor

Zoran: Alright man, coolio!!

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snickers

1.what u say when you get a wedgie... or something "shocking" of somesort happens.
2. cheap chocolate
3. What u do when your friends icecream scoop falls off the cone.

Oh Snickers, I dropped my snickers in the dirt! I snickered.

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snicker snacker

fucking a girl doggystyle and while having your penis inside her ass she takes a shit on your penis leaving it brown like a snickers chocolate and then she gives your shit covered penis a blowjob like if shes snacking on a snickers.
hence snicker snacker.

jez: i give sams mom a snicker snacker last night.

john: ah!!how did it feel?

jez: warm and squishy.

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Snickers Sanchez

After anal sex, the man sprinkles his joint with chopped nuts before wiping it on his partner's upper lip.

Snickers Sanchez...it satisfies!

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snicker licker

ally binkey and anthony browns way of calling someone a funny name! because the word plain out is funny! heheheheehehahahahahhahohohohohoho,niggers can suck our balls!

yo anthony,josh called me a penis wrinkle,bitch he is a fuckin snicker licker.!

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Snicker Rolled

When a manager at your company sends you a seemingly serious email, but it's actually just a picture of a Snickers bar... because Snickers bars are delicious.

Dear <so-and-so>,

Could you please look over these accounting figures...

<giant picture of snickers bar>

HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!

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butt snicker

Human feces, a dookie, doodie, shit, poop, crap. Especially when a log-shape.

Either someone left some candy on that chair, or they lost control of their bowels and left a butt snicker for us.

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