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When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat
The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.
2. A fucking, cock sucker.
1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
A competitive game consisting of two or more teams battling each other in a shallow body of water, usually a shallow end of a swimming pool. The teams consist of two people and at least one of the two members must be male. The top male sits atop his partners shoulders straddling the lower partners head. The configuration of team members resembles a typical chicken fight stance with one small difference, the top member of the team is facing backwards in relation to his base partner. The position of the top partner leaves the top members genitals directly in contact with the base partners face. This configuration resembles the base partner "wearing" the top team member like a snorkel mask.
Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.
I went over to Hank and Betty's pool party last Saturday expecting to relax, but a crazy snorkel fight broke out. I left with a black eye and ripped swim trunks.
Like motor boating, but with a bum
"Alastair was frog snorkelling last night with James."
When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.
I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.
When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush