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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023


Solar Eclipse 2017

The solar eclipse on August 21, 2017. This was a rare chance to see a total solar eclipse across pretty much the entire United States, and if you looked at it, you could've gotten blind.

That Solar Eclipse 2017 was lit.

by Set Blue 23 March 15, 2018


Solar baby

A solar baby is a solar baby

Ay yo it’s a solar baby

by BigPPDan02 July 29, 2021


Solar system

It's from the milky way galaxy. There's 9 planets in the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, mars, Jupiter, saturn, Uranus , neptune and pluto And there's a star Name is Called "Sun"

The solar system

by Skidandpump July 6, 2021


Solar System

A gravitationally bound system of the Sun and all the things that orbit it, there is one star, 8 planets, (used to be 9 (with Pluto) but considered to be a dwarf planet in 2006.) and 5 dwarf planets recognized by the IAU.

In prehistoric times, the first 7 planets (including Luna, our moon.) and the Sun were discovered. In the Copernican system, the Moon was considered to be no longer a planet. Luna was originally thought to be the only body in the system whose revolution was not centered on the Sun. The next 2 planets, Uranus (yuhr-uh-nus) and Neptune, weren't discovered until 1781, when Uranus was discovered, and 1846, when Neptune was discovered. Many of Jupiter's (Galilean moons) and Saturn's moons were discovered during the 1600s. In 1787, Uranus' first two moons, Titania and Oberon were discovered. 2 years later, Saturn has two more moons discovered. In 1801, Ceres was finally discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, After Neptune was discovered in 1846, in the same year, Neptune's moon (Triton) was found. 2 years later, a moon of Saturn has been found. In 1851, Uranus has two more moons. In 1877, the two moons of Mars were finally founded by Asaph Hall. Years later, a moon of Jupiter and a moon of Saturn was discovered. Going to the 1900s, 4 more moons of Jupiter were found. Then in 1930, Pluto was found! But later on in 2006, after 76 years, Pluto was now considered a dwarf planet. Most of the dwarf planets were found in the 21st century.

Teacher: Today, were gonna be talking about our Solar System.
Students: Ok, I see were gonna be talking about space....
Teacher: Tommorow, we are going to the museum to talk about events that happened in space.

by LGK Artz July 19, 2017


Solar system

When a naked female rotates at 360° at the speed of light.

Dudeeee did you see Analiese’s solar system??

by Talia S. January 5, 2021


Solarization

To convert older less cost effective forms of energy generation to cleaner and safer solar, to help prevent climate change.

Ending their Nuclear investments, they began the Solarization of their energy grid to meet their eco goals.

by CaptD May 30, 2021