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When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach
Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”
Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”
When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.
Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.
SK gave Edna a nice southern dusting at the cracker barrel after church.
A common mis-spelling of Southern Belle.
A woman of Southern United States Ancestory stretching from Texas, Kentucky, Viginia and Florida.
Usually this word is used by a woman describing herself during pen pal, text or email conversations.
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
A Southern Bell is sweet down home woman that makes lemonade and sweet tea for her man when he comes home all sweaty from a hard days work while she stays home and bakes biscuits.
A Southern Bell uses southern slang to give an appearance of sincerity or endearment by referring to someone as; Sweety, Baby, Sugar or Honey.
A Southern Bell never sweats.
A Southern Bell is the same as a Southern Gal.
New Age Southern Bell's do not use the term "Well...I declare!"
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
When becoming angry your accent turns southern
Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.
When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
I was licking her southern STACY when she squirted all over my face