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Not slow, but not as quick as others. Taking a bit more time to react to things. People who answer with ".................." a lot on MSN. People who often behave like they are very tired.
"Err, dude! That car's driving at cici-speed!"
"I'm not slow, I'm just working at cici-speed."
"You still don't get that?! Are you at cici-speed today, or what?!"
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1. A series of antiquated historical markers posted along federally and state maintained roads and highways displaying speeds commonly traveled in those places during the 1950’s.
2. Posted warnings suggesting minimum safe traveling speeds on United States interstate highways.
3. A single “local” sign with unusually small print posting a shockingly low limit. Used by small towns to supplement income, this sign is typically placed precisely at the town limit behind a large bush or other larger sign as a “speed transition point” on rural highways of much higher speed. (to find the secret speed limit sign, look roadside for the projecting front end of the police cruiser pointed in the direction you are currently traveling)
--Speed limit signs are still in black and white as there have been no real reasons to bother updating them to color since most people no longer use them.
A> "Did you see the speed limit sign just now, it said 55 miles per hour"
B> "If we ACTUALLY GO 55mph on the Beltway we will get KILLED."
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The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.
The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.
white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.
white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.
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When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock
My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging
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Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.
You Will Need:
-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups
The rules are fairly simple:
-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns
Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!
Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
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two words that are put on a sign on the highway to TRY to slow drivers down but never work.
"speed limits are like fairy tales, i don't believe in them"
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Revenue Raiser.
see gatso
If you see a speed camera catching motorists travelling the opposite way to you, flash your hi-beam. Thats what we do here in Australia.
"Those speed cameras raise millions of dollars of revenue for the government each year!"
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