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Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.
Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.
Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
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A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.
In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.
- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"
- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.
-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
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a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point
yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?
stfu you anal sphincter..
but why?
epic lulz
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(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
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occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.
when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.
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A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.
1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.
2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...
3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.
4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.
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When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.
"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."
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