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When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.
that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
oh no i'm splatting for someone
smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part
OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either
Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.
Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude
When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”