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When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
The ship between a cow like creature who gives you serotonin just by hearing his voice and his best friend a gay,homeless,schizophrenic,forest man.
(There dream date is setting the police station on fire)
“no Rebecca i will not shut up about spring dove so you can eat your fucking sandwich in peace listen there gay and pinning after each other”
When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you
my spring dick was showing at church today
A town located in Western Maryland with a high school known for having an abnormally high number of college dropouts.
Joe is from Clear Spring and dropped out of college in the first week of classes four times
Very pretty protagonista amazing big sister relatable and quite lovely. <3
My name is Victoria spring, I think you should know I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep, and I like to blog. Im going to die someday
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A place with an unusual amount of churches, located in Florida but is basically a part of Alabama. Known for its big lake that no one goes to. Locals love going to places like Waffle House and Tasty Freeze. Everyone is related, your mother is probably your second cousin.
Guy 1: I’m from DeFuniak Springs
Guy 2: I’m so sorry
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City located within Florida, containing a number of elderly people and retail/fast-food chains. Despite the large population of sluts, dicks, pricks, and assholes, Spring Hill is home to some of the most creative and badass individuals around. Find some of these people, and you just might survive.
If you're planning on making a coming-of-age film, Spring Hill would be an ideal location for the main character to live.
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