A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.
I just gave that nerd a king spud.
Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.
“Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night”
Piping Supervisor on a mine site
Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer
a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer
guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL