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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem

In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”

by JDMF March 28, 2024


Discord Server staff day

December 12 is a day when server staff on discord can do anything they want.

Discord staff has banned everyone because it is Discord Server staff day!

by Ryguy6001 December 11, 2021


Noah is the best staff manager

The best staff manager that has ever existed

Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner

by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 5, 2022


staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018


poop staff

the poop staff will never be found.

"WHERE. IS. THE. POOP STAFF!!!"

by poop knife May 4, 2022


Staff Sergeant Simpson

Being stuck at a rank for enjoyment of others.

Loser Staff Sergeant Simpson

by B.Richards August 31, 2022


jo staff

a fucking horrible shorter bo staff why not just use a bo staff you fucking retarded asshole

intellectual: i fucking hate the jo staff
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*

by im just that like just thatguy September 21, 2023