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Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.
My girlfriend loves horses so I gave her the Italian stallion.
When you pull your dick out in the middle of or after having booty sex and it is covered in poo. A poopy dick.
I when I was done pounding that ass, pulled out one big brown stallion.
a man who walks around with much bravado, but in reality has a fragile ego (as if made of glass)
Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex
(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.
"Did you see Wally trying to curl the olympic bar earlier?"
"Yeah. Wowza, what a fuck stallion.
Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.
Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.