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The anus... because of it's resemblance to a starfish made of chocolate. It is used more commonly in UK English than in American English.
Oi, Nigel is a bastard, I'll not be seeing him again. He tried to have a go at me Choccy Starfish.
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An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.
"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."
A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.
wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR
A word use to describe a person's butt-hole that is dark or just uncleaned.
Jessica has the most disgusting chocolate starfish.
A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.
Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?
Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.
An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
A style of pubic hair removal of the butthole region using wax and hot peppers, traditionally using the Brazilian starfish pepper.
"Hey becky I heard Jennifer got a Brazilian starfish for spring break, her butthole is still on fire"