From the Latin word “Statim” which means 10x faster than “Now”.
Who’s in the toilet? I want to take a dump, stat!
Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com
Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer