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An epic song by Merle Haggard that makes me dance around singing at the top of my lungs.
Ex. "Eating' rainbow stew with a silver spoon underneath that sky of blue!"
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Summer, especially when it's very hot and sticky.
I'm going to sit out the stews in my air-conditioned room.
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Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
A delicious stew originating from the coastal region of South Carolina, in an old settlement called Frogmore. The main ingredients are shrimp, smoked sausage, corn on the cob, and potatoes, but there are several delectable variations that might include other ingredients such as onions, carrots, or whatever you choose to throw in the pot. No, there is no frog involved. The name is from the place in which it was invented.
To make this, you need a very large pot, and preferably a gas cooker. You bring the water to a boil, and put your potatoes, smoked sausage, corn on the cob, and any other vegetables you care to add. When the water returns to a boil, add some Old Bay Seasoning, or a bag of Zatarains Crab Boil. It's okay if the bag bursts, because it only distributes the peppercorns and seasonings better and coats your veggies. When you are satisfied that the potatoes and corn are done, then add a bunch of unpeeled jumbo shrimp, and allow to boil for 10 to 15 minutes, or until the shrimp are done. Turn off the heat, and strain all the water off the stew. It's best if you have prepared a surface to dump the contents into, so that the water can strain off. The idea is to have the food on display so everyone can serve themselves and take what they want. If you haven't tried this stew, then you surely must add it to your bucket list. It's absolutely delicious, and will feed a large group of people. Great for parties!
I tried some Frogmore Stew for the first time at a family reunion 20 years ago, and I have made it at least once a year, every year since. It's a little bit costly, but well worth the money.
wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl
Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."
When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”
“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”