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An epic song by Merle Haggard that makes me dance around singing at the top of my lungs.
Ex. "Eating' rainbow stew with a silver spoon underneath that sky of blue!"
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Summer, especially when it's very hot and sticky.
I'm going to sit out the stews in my air-conditioned room.
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Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.
Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.
The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."
"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”
“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”