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When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun
Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!
Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.
Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?
“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”
Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks
Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.
Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke