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When you have sex with a girl during her menstruation, then do her in the ass and finish in it.
I gave my girlfriend a strawberry cowtail last night.
When you pull out when she's on her period and it's covered in blood, but she sucks it anyway until you blow your load down her throat.
I was about to blow my load when she pulled it out and ate the strawberry steak. A wild time for sure.
A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.
I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.
Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.
When you have sex with a woman after they've given birth but before they've passed the placenta - the feel of the placenta coming down against the tip.
We celebrated our firstborn with an immediate strawberry chuckle.
When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.
That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"
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