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The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,
hey man how was it last night with your girl ?
Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me
What’s that ?
When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body
Wow ! That sounds stimulating
The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
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Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.
Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.
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A very inappropriate but nice song by MC Virgins (ft. MaxiPad)
Like Family Strokes I can’t believe that this is happening.
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The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).
You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:
1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok
**go**
4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
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1. To tamper with a piece of meat.
2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).
Adapted from American Pie
See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
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During intercourse or masturbation it is the final stroke just before the orgasm.
It can also be used for any time you are experiencing the final moment before the finish.
"He pulled out right on the gravy stroke and spunked all over the kitchen table"
"She had run so far but tripped right on the gravy stroke so it was all for nothing"
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