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The depressed rinocerous who one had his hands glued to his face. Likes listening to music, playing board games with other board games and talking to trees and walls. Friends with Homsar. Recently decided to not like food anymore.
44👍 30👎
Country strong farm boys and girls. Very strong for their size. Strong from hard work on the farm. Functional fitness, good work ethic, not huge and muscle bound, but very strong.
City boy: can you help me lift this tire?
Farm boy: here, I'll just carry them both.
City boy: dang you are strong!
Farm boy: yep, I'm country strong I guess.
40👍 26👎
Fat and hated by his brothers Strong Bad and Strong Mad, this depressing loser doesn't get out much, and when he does, it's to go to Clash of the Titans Conventions.
"I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean that I like board games more than most people do, but by that I also mean that I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, I was playing the Game of Life against Hi-Ho Cheerio..."
12👍 6👎
A character on homestarrunner.com. He is a wrestler, weighs around a million pounds, and can't talk quietly. He is brothers with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.
"E-Commerce!! E-Business!!!"
"I can be the quietest mouse!! I live in the quietest house!!!"
37👍 26👎
To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.
"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"
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A man that is unusually phyically strong for his size because of lack of sexual activity. It is believed that sexual activity temporarily physically weakens a man. Professional athletes abstain from sex prior to an athletic contest. College coaches keep their athletes under wraps the night before a game because of this. Professional boxers abstain from sex during training before a fight.
A male virgin.
A dude like that, I normally would have kicked his ass....but that big country-assed motherfucker was cock-strong. He probably ain't never had no pussy in his life.
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1. Big brother of Strong Bad and Strong Sad. Former tag-team wrestling champion.
2. Is your Refrigerator Perry running?
3. Likes The Cheat
4. Hates this movie.
Hey Strong Mad, I'm right here, the floating swiss cake roll!
17👍 10👎