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a dictionary that should exist for red necks and little pansy ass bitches that dont kno no ebonics dawg.
you need to gets a suburban dictionary.
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a suburban dad is typically a kid in highschool who has glasses and no friends. average height, mediocre at sports, and more often than not, a mexican.
grace: "dang allison, see that kid Christian over there? hes such a suburban dad."
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Someone who lived in the suburbs of a major city, the Suburban Anarchist doesn't genuinely believe in anarchy, but rather participates in it to spite the comfortable life they grew up in. The suburban anarchist will use peaceful protests as reasoning for destroying and looting other's property.
Person 1- "You see all of the looting during the BLM protests?"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"
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A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.
"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."
The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.
Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):
Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."
Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".
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-The most oppressed minority in the internet
-The default race
-Reddit's main demographic
-The main target audience of media
"Did you know white males are oppressed by the Feminazis and niggers on a regular basis?"
"Check your privilege White suburban Male"
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Suburban Curtain Twitching is the act of standing in wait at the uppermost window in your domicile, and awiting for people to walk past so as you can give them a bad look, and hopefully be able to call the police if they are acting strange or dodgy in any way.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.
*Walking along a street, you look up at a window and notice that two of the curtains are slightly parted, letting someone peek between them. You point at them and tell your friends*
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"
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