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A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
Randomly surfing the urban dictionary.
A competition to prove who knows more urban terms.
Dude, you shouldn't just blatantly use words you found while "urbi-surfing".
Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
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The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.
surfing on concrete aka skateboarding or longboarding.
Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!
A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...
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The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
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