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When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.
The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!
A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .
" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "
A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell
Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow
When you swallow a guys jizz and then spit it back in the guys mouth.
The girl was so turned off by the taste of his semen that she elephant swallowed after blowing him.