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şwäp pïćš // adjective: to exchange photographs (usually explicit in nature) with another individual through means of electronic communication.
Füq Boï- wanna swap picsssss
Internet person- no thanks
Füq Boï- send nuuuuudes bb ;)
Internet person- *sends a picture of noodles*
Oh the internet ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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you take a hoes sim, get the nord vpn on, spoof your number something close to there area code. call there carrier, say that you went on vacation and you lost it or scratched it. big crip cj, out
You: bro wheres your sim nigga?
him: bro i just got sim swapped!
You: lolololol you dumb nigga
sim swapping is when someone has information on you and knows enough to call your carrier and make up shit
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A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.
"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
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When you are with your significant other having a serious sex session, showered, teeth brushed, you each have a fresh piece of gum, lots of kissing and breathing into eachother's mouth, gotta be fresh. The two pieces of gum quickly turn into one piece of gum because of oral sex, and various other sex acts. Extra points if it can be done without words, spitting it to an open mouth is also an extra point move, not recommended for ameteurs.
Make out heavy petting, kissing, heavy breathing.
Gum Swap (This is where the gums "mix it up") Woman goes down on hairy hairy pierced man nipples. Woman goes back up to making out. Gum Swap! Man goes down on woman. Fingers her. Woman cums. Penetrates woman, fucks her for a while until he is about to cum. Gum Swap! Woman goes down. Man grabs woman under the arms and throws her on her back.
Gum Swap!......And so it goes until they are lying beside eachother. Whoever has the gum last, bites it in half, and kisses it into the other person's mouth. AHHHH GUM SWAP!
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An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.
Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
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the lude action of putting spread asshole to spread asshole and trading rabbit turds.
Bob- "Why are you walking funny?"
Bill- "Skittle-swapping. Gets me every time."
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Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.
It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.
After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.
More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.
There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."
Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"
Person A: "It's the ultimate form of
asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."
Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."
Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."
Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."
Person A: "Do you trust me?"
Person B: "Always"
Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"
Person B: "Yes Daddy~"