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(n.) Breasts.
Britney Spears has fabulous sweater melons!
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The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.
"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
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A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
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when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
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Basic term to describe when a woman wears a tight bulky sweater, thus enhancing the apparent size of her chest. Best effect is seen when the woman feels that the sweater is bulky enough that no bra or a loose bra is only needed and thus also creating related term sweater pull.
You know the best thing about winter? Sweater boobs.
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1. a bastion of douche in the middle of a world of otherwise awesome.
2. a really, really, really nice sweater.
Moaner: Hey, O'Neil, NICE SWEATER!
Pop Tarts: Yeah, that's not being nice. That's just putting on a nice sweater.
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a group of young people that wear sweaters and do whatever they want. by definition, a gang is "a group of youngsters or adolescents who associate closely, often exclusively, for social reasons, especially such a group engaging in delinquent behavior." so yes infact we call ourself the sweater GANG because thats exactly what we do. this isnt a gang with stupid ass fake thugs and wangsters like most GANGS.
guy 1 "damn did you see that dude with all those girls around him"
guy 2 "yeah man, he was wearing a pretty dope sweater. he must be in that sweater gang"
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