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The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
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Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.
Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
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when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)
john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing
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When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.
Did you hear about that guy's swedish rape case? Apparently, he hurt the girl's feelings :(
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the act of farting under the sheets of your bed and then lifting them up and dropping them back down to have all the fart air come rushing up at your face.
If you dont suck my dick im gonna give you a swedish wave!
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The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.
"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"
"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"
Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".
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The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.
Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.
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