Nigga Swim

When your at a party or club or any event that's so crowded you gotta nigga swim through people just to get to where you want to be.

Josh: Yo bro how'd that party go last night?
Cody: Bro it was so crowded you had to Nigga Swim just to get through.
Josh: Wow that's insane!

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

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Swim Team

A group of people who are devoted to doing what they hate. they really love it but they really hate it! Practice is every morning and you get no fucking sleep! Swimming is very easily the hardest sport and people think it is very easy! shocking!

hey can you hangout this week? no sorry I have swim team every morning and night with lifting in the middle of the day.

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adult swim

A block of shows on Cartoon Network that are rated PG or above. A great block to watch if you're tired of cartoons for kids.

Adult Swim is my favorite block of programming on CN and I tape all the new stuff.

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Adult Swim

The time when children are not allowed in the pool. This is so adults can have nice calm leisure time in the pool without children running around and performing "cannon balls", which can be rude, and annoying.

I'm so glad it's adult swim time. I don't like swimming with kids.

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going for a swim

what a boy would say to his friend when he was going to have inter course with a lady friend of his. slang for sex

Yo! That party lastnight was sweet! i took a girl home and later im going for a swim

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swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

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