mushroom tat

The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.

Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."

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batch tats

when youre large as fuck and your creep ass tits sag past your knee caps

julia boob-o and big boob beavert lick each other 30 pounders. 30 pounds of batch tats that is

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tat spanked

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit

You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!

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tit for tat

When a woman's tit is seen accidentally by a man, it is only right that the man show his "package" to her as well.
And if you're lucky, it may lead to something else..

Also works vice versa.

Sue: You've seen my tit. It's time to show me some tat. *wink*
Sam: Tit for tat.. I should have known.

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sweet tats

Meaning literally "sweet tits", but meaning "Good" or "excellent".

I got my paycheck today, it's sweet tats.

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Putty tat

Tweety Birds way of saying a tattoo on a girls "putty"

You: Man I had such a great time with Skyla last night!

Your friend: Ew why? She's nasty.

You: Yeah man, but she has the worlds sexiest putty tat!

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Tit-tat

A tattoo on the chest or breast.

" You know I have tattoo's right? I've got a Tramp-stamp and a Tit-tat!"

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