income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.

Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.

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Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

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Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

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Terror Taxes

Any of the numerous special taxes on airline flights brought into effect after the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks.

Our multi-stop flight added $40 worth of terror taxes to our ticket cost.

pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.

After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.

date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

Timbit Tax

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.

Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?