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Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.
They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?
Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.
Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.
My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.
Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.
My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
A university containing very poor idiots or wealthy retarted people.
Tennessee Technological University is full of douches.
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From the beginning, Tennessee Tech has been known as Tennessee’s technological university, and despite the political rivalries of the early part of the century, Tennessee Tech has flourished. All of Tennessee Tech’s undergraduate programs meet established academic quality standards as rated in external peer reviews. The university is also only the second public university to receive a Tennessee Quality Award.
Student enrollment has reached record numbers every year for the past 10 years. Student headcount surpassed the 11,000 mark for the first time in Fall 2010 and currently stands at 11,538 students. It has a beautiful campus and the staff is helpful. Its a wonderful school to attend and is an amazing education for an excellent cost.
Guy 1: So i heard Sara went to Tennessee Technological University?
Guy 2: Yeah! She visited in the fall and fell in love with the atmosphere, and everyone was so nice to her.
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Emotional technology is defined by the creation of emotional intimacy between a user and the technology. This is measured by the level of comfort and efficacy derived from the technology and from the experience of closeness with it.
"SEIKO believes that its Izul chronograph wristwatch is, above all, an intimate accessory. The best watches live in harmony, and interact, with the wearer and its functions offer the user a re-assuring and emotionally satisfying bond.
SEIKO's technological development is focused on the creation of 'emotional technologies'. Emotional technology creates the interaction between the wearer and the product."
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Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.
Check out this mothafucka, he is sporting that brown tooth technology.
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A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.
Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"
Other "oh, is it MIT?"
"no, wentworth institute of technology"
Other: "oh..."
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When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.
Welp, it's poopin' time!
*grabs smartphone*
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*flush*
*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*
Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
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