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Eat nothing but limes for a week. Wet cock, apply salt, she takes a shot and goes to town.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila cock shot in front of the whole bar, and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night. She's such a whore.
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To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
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Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)
1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.
Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."
"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"
"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."
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A drink mainly drank on the West coast of Ireland. It must contain exactly 2 shots of Vodka, 1 shot of Tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.
Failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.
Mad Mike: "Can I have two Tequila Shine Boxes."
Bar Man: "Whats that?"
Mad Mike: "If ya don't know that ya can go home and get you f*#king shine box."
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The most AWESOME ROCKIN' rock band ever ! Incredibly talented musicians that play the best music ever ! Soon to be famous so look for this name :)
BTE ROCKS ! :D
Dude #1 - Dude , did you hear about that new band that plays incredibly awesome music !
Dude #2 - Cheaaa Dude , Thats Bad Tequila Experience ! They totally rock ! My family always blasts their music !
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Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.
Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!
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leet motherfucker, known for rationalism and total rwning newbtarts.
omgers u seen tequila sunrise post that shit on teh myg0t forums?
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