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Definition/ Short term relationship (STR):
In the event that two people seemingly are attracted to each other but one person may be moving. A (STR) allows two individuals to spend as much time as possible exploring each other's hearts, souls, and minds up until said departure date. They shall live each day up until that point with no regret of fear of the future nor the past, allowing both people to truly enjoy the current point in time. Aka (the moment).
Upon departure they will remain friends and always remeber the good memories made during the (STR) in hopes they will meet again one day..
Cody met a amazing girl named Cori while dancing. Unfortunetly he is moving 2500 miles away in 4 weeks, he still really likes Cori so he asks her if she's interested in a (STR) short term relationship..
She has yet to accept the terms but there is hope.
Either way he thinks she is amazing and has so much potential.
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when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.
a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.
person 1: so where's bob?
person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.
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When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker
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Pro-life posters of aborted fetuses
Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus)
Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn
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Wanna combine like terms is a way of asking a person of the same gender as you if the wanna fuck.
I’m gay, you’re gay…wanna combine like terms?
When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
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*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.
Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).
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