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Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009

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testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

yay!

by nutsack June 11, 2003

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Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 4, 2011

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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 5, 2011

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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016


testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult

Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.

by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014


testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.

I am going to testicle fuck you.

by sightlywaif November 18, 2015