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The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.
New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.
The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."
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Texas does not exist it is a lie made by the Russian government to cover up their past mistake of a state called (Euithrepo)
That state and everyone in it was cursed and killed by having their eyeballs fall out and teeth fall out after. it was supposed to be a peace offering to become allies but that happend so unlucky ggs go next
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The best fuckin’ state in america.
A Californian: Man, California sucks i wish i could go to texas :(
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An adjective to describe something oversized.
Huge, large, big
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Guy: That was the biggest mansion I've ever seen!!
Friend: I Know it was so TEXAS!!
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That dog was so TEXAS I almost thought it was a horse!
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A place where white people constantly shoot up places so they can be on the news for three days.
Did you hear about the shooting down in Texas yesterday?
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A place where Mexicans, Blacks, Cowboys, Rednecks, Asians, and Whites etc. live.
Howdy partner, I’m from Texas, Yeehaw 🐎
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