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The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.
*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.
Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!
Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.
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A real man's morning meal. A glass of water and a piece of ass.
need something to start your engine? well a bull's breakfast is more potent than black coffee.
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Lying about the length of one's penis.
Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."
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A Discordian concept based around the idea of bullshit being beneficial to learning.
The idea behind this notion is that the bullshit will either be accepted by the person being fed the line, or will be doubted and individual investigation will follow, therefor educating the recipient.
The concept of the Sacred Bull was originated by former dictator, Enrico Salazar, who -when asked what would happen if people just bought the Sacred Bull at face value- was quoted as saying: "Fuck em. If they are that stupid, they deserve to stay that way."
I laid the Sacred Bull on him, its up to him now.
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(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).
(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.
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1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
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