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A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.
"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"
THE ultimate form of birth control.
Little Johny didn't want to get his girlfriend pregnant, even though she was on birth control. So instead of the mundane vaginal pounding that he would like to do, they just had butt sex.
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The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.
"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."
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A shortened version of Social Butterfly.
A person who delights in social interaction.
Everywhere he goes, he makes friends so easily. He's a classic sock-butt!
Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.
Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.
To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.
Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!
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a "shank," a girl that that gives the pussy up easy...or has no morals.
North Side of Pittsburgh PA birthed
This smut butt is tryin to fuck.
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