Student Politics

Wearing bright, gaudy clothes with lots of corporate sponsors and yelling/prancing in a public area for attention, cryptically linked to some vague cause.

I saw some members of our campus student council today; they were being loud and throwing water balloons to save Tibet.

If you are keen, love attention and yet are lacking in the departments of taste and dignity, give student politics a try!

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Monash student

Melbourne University Drop out.

I totally, stuffed my VCE and have to be to Monash student now.

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student council

a group of students who like to waste schools/students money on silly things. ( turtles, ipods, sand, buttons, and plastic forks..) They laugh alot.

The student council has alot of meetings.

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Student Film

Something that is terrible, but the one who made/owns it won't shut up about how great it is.

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model student

The perfect example for every student. Is usually a teacher's pet and gets bullied a lot for that.

Teacher: Take example after our model student Mike.
Student 1: HE'S SO PERFECT *.*
Student 2: Ew, what a teacher's pet... lets beat him up after class.

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career student

What a lot of young people are in Europe becuase the government pays all their education expenses so what they do is drink and fuck and do drugs all the time while taking the bare minimum in BS classes to keep receiving government funding, which includes cost of living (booze/drug money).

They purposly never graduate so they can continue living the life style they are living for free.

Lukas began his 12th year at University having accomplished nothing except 11 years of being intoxicated most of the time while the government picked up the tab.

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Honour Student

A student whose average is very high in the 80s and 90s %

this person does very well in school, gets their homework all done and handed in on time, also known as a 'nerd'.

"wow she's so smart! She must be an Honour Student."

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