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Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day
Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day
Him thank you babe
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A.K.A National tell your crush you like them
It’s finally November 5th I can tell my crush I like them
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November 5th is national slap-meg-in-the-face day! Slap that fucker hard!I hate meg >:(((
Hahahaha meg its november 5th take heehehe hoo hoo fuck you.
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Today is the day you kiss your gf\bf!
It’s november 5th, I gotta kiss my gf!
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little fucking idiots who think they can date and want lots of sex even though they are stupid younglings who think love is when you hold hands and "kiss"
also they think they're smart as fuck
your in 5th grade.
idiots.
Wow Jimmy you're such a 5th grader, lets go make love and kiss behind the trees at recess. LOL!
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International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
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National find you a husband day
Girl: hey you!
Boy: Me??
Girl: yes you! Your now my husband for the day*hugs boy tightly*
Boy: weird
Girl: no it isn't, it is Feb 5th national find a husband day!
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