Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

Admiral Duck Vagina

A name for a human being that is toxic to the point of being unbearable.

Here comes Admiral Duck Vagina to ruin our Minecraft session.

admiral general aladine

otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘

“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”

The Admiral

1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.

Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

admirals feast

Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.

I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!