antonios mom

Thighs as thick as oatmeal and sadly gave birth to a retard.

"She is so Antonios Mom"

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antonio banderas

A very cool latino, that is not really latino.

After Alex saved the world from tyranny, he was named honorary "Antonio Banderas for a day."

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San Antonio

While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.

Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.

Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.

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dirty Antonio

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass

Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio

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antonio gay

hes a gaylord and has a side bitch named Marco

OMG, is that antonio gay the gay lord whos side bitch is Marco?

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Antonio Banderez

The sexiest man alive!

I'm Antonio Banderez, the sexiest man alive!

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Antonio Brown'd

When you're watching TV, and some guy sneaks up behind you, unzips, starts masturbating, and unloads on your back...

"... you just got Antonio Brown'd!"