A person or a magical machine (a translator) that translates ebonics into every day English.
This weekend I sat on the exact Bus that Rosa Parks started the civil rights movement on at Greenfield Village. When the tape played that she said "Get your sorry Klu Klux hands out m' face, my rear stays here, ain't not going to the rear of the bus no mo!" The de-ebonizer streamed it to say "I won't go to the back of the bus- the civil right movement starts...right now!"
de wae of de deval; the ugandan people strive for dis, which pretain the 5 principles to the ugandan warrior: ONE: we sniff to identify. TWO: we spit on the enemy. 'spit' 'spit' 'spit'. THREE: we must find de queen, because she knows de wae. FOUR: we shall never freeze. people always say "freeze!" and point their weapon, but we shall never freeze. AND LASTLY, we must always, ALWAYS show dem de wae.
"I will teach you de wae; de wae of de deval"
Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.
Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.
"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."
when someone pulls for the first time
“I was de-squared by hayden”
to stop "beef" (drama) you have with everyone. to make everything nice and happy with no drama.
"i'm going to de-beef things with us"
shaving all your pubic, armpit, and leg hair off after your boyfriend notices how hairy you've become.
I tried to see how long I could go without shaving anywhere till my boyfriend started to complain now I am de-warewolfing, ugh!
This is when a engine room alarm goes off at the lunch table and you spit in the duty engineers lunch.
" Did you hear? When that cunt 2nd got a alarm I gobbed all over his pork chop, proper Dirty Des ' d him like"