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Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?
When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.
I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.
A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you
Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that
"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.
When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish
i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet
When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.