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When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole
“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”
A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you
Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that
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A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.
"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.
When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.
I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.
When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”
When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”