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A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.
If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.
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The British colony that lasted from 1858 to 1947. It included the modern countries of Pakistan, India, Myanmar (Burma), and Bangladesh.
British Raj did little for India in economic terms.
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Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!
So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!
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While banging a girl from behind hold her hands out to the side (like wings) and slam her face into the head board, wall, etc.
Dude! Did you see that bruise on Amanda's forehead?
Yeah, her friend said some guy gave her a british airliner last night!
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These girls usually buy all their clothes at JD sports and pretty little thing they always own a pair of iconic topshop Joni jeans. They probably make fun of anyone who doesn’t wear these clothes. Their snapscore is over 100,000. They tend to judge people while in McDonalds.
*girl wearing clothes that aren’t from JD walks in*
British girl: ew wth are you wearing you look so ugly
normal girl: shut up you are just a chav
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When two dudes stand exactly 10 feet apart from each other and masturbate, whoever can catch the most semen in their mouth wins
“Hey what did you do last night?”
“Oh me and Jerry played British Basketball together, it was a close game but he won”
like a spliff except it has no Tobacco. a "British blunt" is only marijuana where as a american blunt is "Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana"
guy 1:hey wanna roll a (British) blunt.
guy 2: fuck yea lets roll a (British) blunt